An empty hopper is a hole you will stand in on a Sunday.

A gap over twelve yards of carry is not a mental error. It is a missing load. Valley heat makes the canyon louder.

We fill with a loft step, a hybrid that actually flies, or a fairway that does not balloon. Players who want the look of a long-iron anyway can have it if they name that climate. We will not stamp a costume long-iron into an empty cell it cannot occupy.